My zombie survival plan

My plan to deal with the Zombie Uprising

Note: This is a real step by step plan that I have spent time planning. This is not for HvZ, but for real life, and should only be used in extreme emergencies.

1) Establish what is going on. Learn what is going on in the world. Are their safe Zones? What caused the zombies? Is there a cure? All these you need to know. Use TVs, Internet, or what ever you have at hand to learn as much as you can about your enemies.

2) Hide Out. This might seem counter-productive to escaping the zombie uprising, but if zombies start to rise in full force, wait out the first attack. Let others die and be heroic while you live on in hiding.

3) Get resources. There are some main things you need to survive the zombie uprising. Transportation, protection, and food. This is priority number one for survival.

A) The car. Steal it. There are many ways on the Internet. Learn one fast and be able to use before you go out looking for a car. Also don’t go for the sports car, go for the van, It has plenty of space, which is what you need. And Mileage, mileage mileage, don’t get a gas guzzling truck with 10 miles to the gallon, there is no sham in a Prius in the post apocalyptic world.

B) Food and Protection. Wal-Mart. It has every thing. And it will be stocked . That is the placed to go for all means of food. Also a got placed stock up on guns and machetes, for protections.

4) Goal. Everything may seem lifeless and dead, but you need a goal. If its getting a Twinkie, or going to your home town, always have a destination in mind, because in this world, it’s the little things that count.

5) Long term. Have a plan to survive the long term. Yes the hardest part is surviving those first couple of weeks, but then what. You are going to a long-term plan. If there are safe zones, seek it out, survivors, go for it. You got to find a place to survive.

6) The little things. Always take plesure in the little victories. Putting down a zombie for good, seeing a wonder of the world, take plesure in the little things because life can be hard.